I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
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