I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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