Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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