He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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