You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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