We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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