My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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