I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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