I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
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