Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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