I can tuck mytits in my pants
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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