She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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