check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
oh god the rape fog is back!
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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