Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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