I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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