Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
