You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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