I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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