what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Someone signed my nipple.
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