I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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