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you win
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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