I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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