Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
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