love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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