After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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