I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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