i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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