What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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