i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
