I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I didn't notice because vodka
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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