I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Quick, to the slutcave!
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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