Grow some girl-balls and come out already
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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