oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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