Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
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