It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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