grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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