4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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