tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I touched a dick in church today
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