im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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