I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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