butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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