i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
Randomize
