I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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