I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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