it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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