i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
it's like heaven, but drunker
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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