I skipped work to stalk him.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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