new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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