worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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