I cannot find my penis.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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