In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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